What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
15.06.2025 05:42
“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]
“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”
Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3
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I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:
“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]
“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”
Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?
“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”
“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”
“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]
Why are there so many single moms in America?
“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]
“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”
-mwahh
Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?
“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”